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Puppy Christmasby Elise LewisOn the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Seven scraps of wrapping paper,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Eight tiny reindeer fragments,Seven scraps of wrapping paper,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,My wreath in nine pieces,Eight tiny reindeer fragments,Seven scraps of wrapping paper,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,My wreath in nine pieces,Eight tiny reindeer fragments,Seven scraps of wrapping paper,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,Eleven unwrapped presents,Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed,My wreath in nine pieces,Eight tiny reindeer fragments,Seven scraps of wrapping paper,Six yards of soggy ribbon,Five chewed-up stockings,Four broken window candles,Three punctured ornaments,Two leaking bubble lights,And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,A dozen puppy kisses...And I forgot all about the other eleven days.© 2009 Microsoft Privacy Terms of use Account Feedback

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  • Thought this was funny and appropriate for the season!
  • Very cute....our tree is going up this afternoon, so this may be very appropriate over the next twelve days.
  • I love this! Our tree goes up tomorrow....what will happen???
    • This weekend will be a test for us and the doods. I am doing my tree also!
  • This is cute!

    Halas has a Christmas collar with bells on it, so I was calling him a jingle-doodle the other day. That made me want to write an All the Single Ladies parody called All the Jingle Doodles. There aren't that many words to the song, so I'm hoping it won't be too difficult. If anyone is feeling creative, please feel free to suggest some lines.
  • Very cute and funny! :-)
  • We are on day 6.....had to put up the fence around the tree.....bad Beemer!
  • Love it! Thanks
  • Thanks for sharing this, I love it! I have a feeling that a lot of us will have puppy-and-tree stories to share after this weekend!
  • Oh yes, puppies and Christmas trees! Our dogs are older now and stay away from the tree, but they are always interested when we bring one into the house and start decorating it. Hondo has never bothered a tree, or anything else for that matter, but Groucho Too loved to get things off the tree and bring them to me, or just chew them up when he was younger. A friend told me a little trick that works for him. He took a little mouse trap, painted it up, and put it on the front of the tree. When Groucho Too sticks his nose out to investigate, it snaps at him. Only once each year, but he knows that means to leave the decorations alone. It seems kind of mean, but dogs that learn quickly with heed the warning.
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