Yesterday, our guest dog Scout had a series of accidents, of both the pee and poop variety (she went to the vet this morning - she has a UTI, got some antibiotics, and she will be fine...poor little girl!). I evidently missed an area in the guest room where Scout had diarrhea, and only discovered it because Callie jumped in my lap and started lavishing my face with poop-scented kisses. I just didn't know what to do first...scrub my face or wash Callie's mouth (she's given to wandering around and randomly licking walls, picture frames, furniture, etc), I had to be a little selfish and deal with my face first. My house was still in odor recovery from all the accidents and didn't smell fabulous to begin with, but I couldn't take it smelling like I had poop in my nose! I gave Callie one of her dental chews, washed my face off, and got prepped to clean Callie up (this involved a good face washing and then a toothbrushing. I really wanted her to gargle some listerine, but couldn't figure out how to instruct her do that).
Callie has never eaten poop before. I hope she never does again! Ick ick ick!