I read this on Facebook and laughed so hard. Enjoy!
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF DOODLE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in the hair of ALL Sizes of Doodles. This substance, called "amo-bacter canine" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but sweat pants or leggings, any attire that makes one ready for a quick outside jaunt *reluctance to work except in support of a Doodle romp, rescue event, agility circuit or with a grooming table. *physical craving for contact with Doodles (may be an addiction) Beware! Some human males are also affected but are reluctant to admit it... If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about Doodles for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Doodles are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. They also tend to be like potato chips... you can’t just have one!