Doodle Addiction Symptoms

I read this on Facebook and laughed so hard. Enjoy!

 

PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING

POTENTIAL DANGER OF DOODLE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in the hair of ALL Sizes of Doodles. This substance, called "amo-bacter canine" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but sweat pants or leggings, any attire that makes one ready for a quick outside jaunt *reluctance to work except in support of a Doodle romp, rescue event, agility circuit or with a grooming table. *physical craving for contact with Doodles (may be an addiction) Beware! Some human males are also affected but are reluctant to admit it... If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about Doodles for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Doodles are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. They also tend to be like potato chips... you can’t just have one!

E-mail me when people leave their comments –

You need to be a member of Doodle Kisses to add comments!

Join Doodle Kisses

Comments

  • I am afraid I have this ailment and pretty sure there is no cure!
  • OMG! I caught that disease!
  • It's VERY contagious.
This reply was deleted.

 

Latest Activity

J and Riley (and Luna) replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
5 hours ago
Stacy replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
6 hours ago
J and Riley (and Luna) replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
6 hours ago
Stacy posted a photo
6 hours ago
Stacy replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
8 hours ago
Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
8 hours ago
Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
9 hours ago
J and Riley (and Luna) replied to Stacy's discussion What_about_bunny
10 hours ago
More…

Healthy Paws Pet Insurance and Foundation.