Okay so today started with Bruno being fed a wipe by my 1 year old that he can apparently swallow in 2 seconds because it was gone! Midday I find a tick on Bruno but of course he can't sit for a second so I have to wait for the calvary to come home and help! Now as I prepare for my daughters birthday I hear my mother say, "What does Bruno have in his mouth(he was outside)". I go to let him in and there is a giant piece of poop that he is just chewing on! Really! So now I have to stop everything to wash his face and brush his teeth, only to come in to my kitchen where my mother knocked over a liter of soda and it is all over my kitchen. So out goes Bruno again to come back in smelling like you know what again! Take two of cleaning him and also the kitchen and trying to get a 3 and 1 year old to bed I find my husband snoring on the couch! Tick still not out by the way and 20 lbs of wings in the sink that he is suppose to marinade and he snores! He finds this perfectly acceptable and I will know turn myself into Mary Poppins to finish everything since that is what a mom does! I needed to get that out!